To anyone who has never understood why some people won't comment ...

...even when the story in question is harmless, and maybe even fun, I give you this blog post from This American Life, in which the writer details his and his producer's effort to get a police officer to talk about a turkey attack. On him. Well, maybe he didn't think it was funny. Anyway ... the story is funny. Take 15 minutes for it after reading the blog post.